The Ass-entials Can Collection

The Ass-entials Can Collection

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GOODS FOR YOUR DAILY NEEDS

The Ass-entials Can contains some fundamental items for your daily living.  Start off with a sweet and spicy beer soap loaded with essential oils and ooh, you’re smelling good!  Duke Cannon Foot & Boot Powder along with Duck Cannon Antiperspirant & Deodorant get you ready for the jungle.  And for your ever important jewels, Explicit Essentials Sweaty Ball Sack will make you feel fant”ass”tic.  Keep things aromatically pleasant with our toilet elixir from Turdcules.  Voila, you are ready to tackle the day (or evening)!

 

WHAT'S IN THE CAN?

  • Explicit Essentials Sweaty Ball Sack Chafing Powder
  • Duke Cannon Foot & Boot Powder
  • Duke Cannon Antiperspirant & Deodorant
  • Home Brewed Soaps Porter & Spice Beer Soap 
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray) 
  • Custom DCC Wood Coaster

 

- No "ASS" was harmed creating this Collection.

 

"PAINT CAN OPENER INCLUDED"

 

IMPORTANT NOTE:  We are sincerely sorry if any of the items are out of stock. When this occurs, a similar product will be substituted at our discretion.